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Post by Twi on May 14, 2010 2:06:15 GMT -5
So yeah this is just where people can discuss their theories about GoA, serious or not so serious as you can tell from the poll. Whatever your thoughts are just feel free to share them here.
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Post by Annyui on May 14, 2010 2:17:07 GMT -5
MERLIN. FRUIT.
I believe you know the rest.
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Post by Twi on May 14, 2010 2:18:21 GMT -5
ALIENS!!! IT'S ALIENS!!!
I will continue to uphold my own crazed delusions!
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Post by Annyui on May 14, 2010 2:31:39 GMT -5
...alien fruit?
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Post by Twi on May 14, 2010 2:36:14 GMT -5
... OMG THAT'S IT!!!! ... But what does that even mean?
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Post by Annyui on May 14, 2010 2:39:39 GMT -5
I... wish I knew. But I'm going to pretend I know anyway.
The aliens flew down, and planted a single tree of their bizarre natural fruit. It grew and prospered, even though it should probably have died due to being on a different planet and everything.
Then, when it reached the height of its blossom, one single fruit fell off, and from that fruit arose Merlin.
SO YOU SEE, Merlin didn't just turn into fruit. HE WAS FRUIT TO BEGIN WITH.
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Post by Twi on May 14, 2010 2:45:39 GMT -5
... IT'S BRILLIANT!!! But totally not true. BUT STILL BRILLIANT!!!
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Post by Farram on May 15, 2010 9:21:02 GMT -5
What is this all about? With Merlin being a fruit? If so, what kind of fruit?
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Post by Annyui on May 15, 2010 18:27:54 GMT -5
An alien fruit, evidently, but it could be any sort of fruit.
That was his power. To turn into fruit.
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Post by Farram on May 16, 2010 14:15:02 GMT -5
Hmm. Ok. So. I think your theory about Merlin being a fruit to begin with is quite probable. My theory is, In the year 5000, a man was killed, and his body lay at the bottom of a fruit tree. A single piece of fruit fell from the tree, and landed onto the man's body. It lay there for an hour or so, absorbing the man's blood. When the body was finally removed from the bottom of the tree, the fruit had absorbed enough human DNA to generate into an actual human. So the fruit transformed into the man, and found he had enough power to throw the world backwards and forwards in time. So, he made the whole world go back in time, and he gave himself an alias. Merlin. So he found the island and all that... and then he faked his death. At this point, he had harnessed enough power to control the entie universe - and all inhabiting it. So Merlin has basically been screwing with our heads for the past thousands of years, making us all do whatever he pleased for his own entertainment. Which is why the Icelandic Volcano happened! He caused the world wars! HE CAUSES PEOPLE TO HAVE FEELINGS FOR THEIR COUSINS! Merlin never died. He is still here on earth. Somewhere. WE JUST NEED TO FIND HIM!
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Post by Twi on Dec 29, 2010 6:08:07 GMT -5
XD Oh god, I can't stop cracking up! That is the most epic theory ever!
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Post by Farram on Jan 6, 2011 13:42:36 GMT -5
:3 Glad you like it!~
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