I'm going to Worcestershire for a week, so I won't be online. I'm rooting for you guys to keep the site alive during this... inactivity epidemic! I'll see you when I get back!
You know, baby, when I was taking my pantyhose out of their egg this evening, I thought, I'm gonna find a man who's the right shade of bottle tan, a man who smells like cocoa butter and cash. Take me anywhere you want, in front of the fireplace, in front of your yacht, in front of my parents, I don't give a damn... just take me!
